No, guys, I'm not a cartoon, I'm a girl. I have flesh and bones, I just don't reveal my name. Not because if you find out you will make fun of me, since for now I remain unknown and unemployed, but because, when I start my career, I might end up as the president of New Democracy, so to speak, and I don't want to have a scandalous CV... (Of course, I am currently of the Left and progress, but progressing I don't know where I will end up...)

Here is a mini biography, so you know who you are dealing with: I just finished my Philosophy degree in Thessaloniki, went to London for further studies, stayed in Camden for seven years, indulged in beers and joints (on weekends, mom, don't worry) and then came back. In the meantime, I also completed my PhD in Philosophy, a qualification that could have made me a literary celebrity like Kornilia Kastoriadi, but for reasons beyond me, it just made me unemployed (a columnist at protagon.gr by Stavros Theodorakis).

But I have high morals, guys! I don't hold back. I also have an opinion on everything, I have a doctor mom who loves the envelope (and also serves as my unemployment fund), I have a lawyer/paper pusher/merchant father, I have a stupid cousin, I lack nothing. I just don't have a career, but if you buy this book with my adventures, I will gain from it. So support me, if you're kind enough. You will only benefit. (Or will I? It doesn't matter, since we are now one body, one soul!) In the difficulties our homeland is facing (and personally me), strength lies in unity, guys!

Don't ask where I live. I live among you, on www.protagon.gr and on Facebook as "the girl next door".