What did we care about the rest? We, boys, certainly had our pants on from the crack of dawn, let those who had their females take care of them. Misfortunes, you see, came from above - or from below - and how could you control or hold them back? Every girl was a disaster and had thousands of problems with her birth. Quarrels, separations from bed and table, silence from the ashamed father who never forgave the mistake of the delivery room. Grief and shame: another female in the family and what can we do about it? Grief and a great problem: her dowry. Its value - not how much it costs, but the other one that has no value and joy to whoever had it, namely social reputation, purity, virginity - came later, as she grew up and formed. With what face would the unfortunate father face his soy and friends? Another pair of pants in his house dangerously jeopardized his, to a great extent, manhood and his secret liquid seed.