Invite your existential torments to a meal, so that you can appease them. The most satisfying food that will leave all your guests speechless (especially the gossipers, who still mock your unfortunate attempt at Mexican turkey with chocolate), is to make your own God.
You can order ready-made Gods from a religious caterer, but who would question the deliciousness and nutritional value of homemade food? Because everyone is devouring the pre-packaged Gods, should you also do what others do?
Enjoy 18 difficult and demanding recipes to make your own God for every occasion. Bon appétit, and above all, may the God you make not weigh heavily on your stomach.