Foreign languages are different. They don't get tangled in your feet, they are mixed with genetically modified corn, they are resistant to crosses, sexual innuendos, and in general, they don't understand a thing.
The traditional blue and white dignity of males (800 years Venetians and Turks) absolutely needs the care of the foreign language. That's why the wish of the alternative Greek mother on the shields of the new Middle Ages reads: "Find, my dear, an unadorned one that won't testify and what are you making her for..."